Saturday, August 1, 2009

Having Mom Over for Dinner.......(a funny)

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.' About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: __________________________________________________________
Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian __________________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read: ____________________________________________________
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!

25 comments:

Stacey said...

Oh my gosh, that is hilarious!! I love it. :)

Marilyn said...

HILARIOUS!! That is so funny! Well, it is getting hot. We had a nice little shower this morning but it is steamy now.

April said...

That is a GREAT one, Darlene! Thanks for the laugh today!

Sandy Toes said...

That is so very funny.
sandy toe

Miss Laura Lu/RMS4291960 said...

That's a good one! Thanks for giving me a laugh! God Bless! Lauralu :)

HeathahLee said...

That made me LOL! : )

Heather said...

LOL, i've heard this one before but it's still funny!

Susan in SC said...

This is a hoot! How funny!!

duchess said...

I do love that story. I'll file it away for future reference.

mysteryhistorymom said...

I LOVE IT! How FUNNY! Lori

Lana said...

I love it!! So funny!

Kimberly said...

I really laughed out loud on that one.

Vera said...

Thanks, That was so funny.
We all need a good laugh.

Ruth Ann said...

Very very cute! Thanks for sharing! Hope you're having a great weekend!
-Ruth Ann

linda said...

I've heard that one before and loved it...thank you for bringing it back to memory.

M.L. @ The House of Whimsy said...

No way!!! That is hilarious! Where did you find that?
And as for the little Robin taking his morning bath...it melted my heart! I'm so glad you photographed it. : )
M.L.

Kitty Scraps said...

Good Morning Miz Darlene,
I didn't see that coming LOL You got me actually LOL'ing in RL here *smiles*

Lindsay-ann said...

Hi Darlene
That's so funny. Thanks for sharing it.
Glad you are coming to my 'virtual' blogiversary party.
Lindsay
x

Ramona said...

That is funny! Ahhhh, the wisdom of Mothers! Thanks for sharing.

Have a happy Sunday.

Smiles ~ Ramona

Sophee-a Laroo Bijoux and Sheri too said...

That is too funny!!!
Your garage sale was a HUGE success,now that would have been some fabulous thrift'n money for me.

We made about $160.....clothes always seem to do well and I only had a few.

Off to go catch up on your blog :)

Controlling My Chaos said...

Ooooh, that is one smart Mama. Love it.

jeanne said...

Darlene, I'm tired I guess. I read your post twice before I caught the joke. It is a great and funny story. I loved it.

Hugs...Jeanne

nikkicrumpet said...

ROFL....THAT IS HILARIOUS! Mom's are sooooo smart. Kids should learn.

Lisa & Gerald said...

That's a good one... love it...

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